Richard Burton: Man In Denial

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

“Do what I say or I’ll blast you with an AK-47”

The panel look uneasy. They are not convinced by your speech. Nor by the huge beard you seem to be wearing. After all, does the Queen have a beard?

"Yeah, course I'm the Queen," you say. "Now give me all your money."

The panel ask you to leave.

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      • Speke's return
      • Burton's dream
      • Let Speke go
      • Shoot Speke for being insolent
      • Tell Speke to wait for you
      • At the lake
      • Say Thank You
      • When you wake up...
      • Draw your sword
      • Spit back
      • The tribe
      • Turn the sails against the wind
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      • All aboard
      • Let him join
      • Don't let him join
      • In the pub
      • ...sailing around the east coast of Africa, and cu...
      • ...following the Nile all the way down, through Eg...
      • “What’s your proposed route?”
      • A certification from the Iman
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