Friday, 3 June 2011

Hair apparent

You remember that Speke wears a wig. You grab his hair and throw it across the room.

“Ha!” you say. “If you are the real Speke, then why are you wearing a disguise?”

A policeman arrests Speke for causing a disturbance. Speke gets given a Victorian ASBO and sent home.

The panel thank you for uncovering the impostor (ho ho).

The debate is over. Speke has been sucessfully discredited!